Clean Those Curtains

Step 1: Find an appropriate cleaning implement for your curtains. We suggest a mop.

Step 2: Immerse mop in a appropriate cleaning fluid. We suggest Windexe.

Step 3: Without wringing out the mop, begin to slap the curtains with all of your strength. Applying pressure will also help the Windexe to soak into the curtains fully.

Step 4: Allow curtains to drip dry, or you may dry them with a hair dryer, a leaf blower, or by attaching electric blankets to the curtain rods.

Step 5: Any excess encrusted materials still found on the curtains should be removed by use of a common kitchen butter knife. Do not use a stabbing motion. Use more of a "jabbing" motion.

 

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